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The Break Up Song please die
a song I wrote...
its funny...well its supposed to be funny
i wrote you a letter yesterday
you crumpled it up
and threw away
so im going to tell you what
I needed to say
all of the things im sorry for
like
callingyour new girlfriend
a whore
for making you into voodoo doll
and for telling everyone your penis is small
but it doesnt matter anyway
that I told your parents you were gay
so i had to say ...
goodbye
please die....
yeah I ran over your cat
I put hot sauce in your contacts
and that postit note on your back
that said kick my ass
and when i sold all of your stuff
for about two bucks
and with that I bought some nair
while you were sleeping
i removed all your hair
I put spam in your gas tank
dressed as a pirate
and made you walk the plank
threw candy wrappers at your face
sprayed you eyes with mace
all the times I prank called
I drank all your alcohol
got you arrested by the cops
told them you were hopped up
on drugs and wanted to fight
i watched your ass get beat all night
im making amends
and apologize
saying goodbye
please die
Added: 766 days ago by
Jane
Time: 01:55
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real life hell date
response to dejuanp's video about a messed up blind date, which was a response to jia;s vid about catching a man cheating.... yes i have hair- its just blending with the pillow and i'm not reshooting lol... still at a loss on the whole sound off thing.. think its my camera messing up, as i said before- if you have suggestions- let me know
Added: 759 days ago by
Jane
Time: 09:20
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Added: 633 days ago by
Jane
Time: 00:00
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Emily Reads A Breakup Letter
Did this for a thing about accents for my forum cause everyone else was. Ignore the video.
Added: 766 days ago by
Jane
Time: 02:29
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The Bastard Breaks Up Again
The sequel to Jon Lajoie's "The Bastard Break Up." www.jonlajoie.com
Added: 633 days ago by
Jane
Time: 03:53
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The Ultimate IQ Test
How smart are you really? can you think outside the fridge? Try solving this serries of riddles.
Added: 162 days ago by
Jane
Time: 01:02
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