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<title>Relationshit</title>
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	<p>http://liamshow.com  What are you feeling?  Talk to me!!!!</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/funny/">funny</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/sullivan/">sullivan</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/liamshow/">liamshow</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/weird/">weird</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/relationshit/">relationshit</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/liamkylesullivan/">liamkylesullivan</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/liam/">liam</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-24<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>You Don&amp;#039;t Love Me Anymore</title>
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	<p>Model and Miss Estonia Eha Urbsalu sends a ;quot;Dear John;quot; video to her boyfriend who doesn;#039;t really know how to love her. For more info about Eha</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/dear/">dear</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/john/">john</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/video/">video</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/jane/">jane</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/funny/">funny</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/goodbye/">goodbye</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Eharmony Reject</title>
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	<p>Eharmony Reject</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Goose">Goose</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/eharmony/">eharmony</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/rejected/">rejected</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/reject/">reject</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Eharmony Reject </title>
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	<p>Eharmony Reject</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Goose">Goose</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/eharmony/">eharmony</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/rejected/">rejected</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/reject/">reject</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Dear John Video</title>
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	<p>Funny Dear John Video.  An Attractive Woman dumps a boyfriend, and explains what he will be missing while taking all her stuff and maybe some of his too.</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Goose">Goose</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/dear/">dear</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/john/">john</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/video/">video</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/jane/">jane</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/funny/">funny</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/goodbye/">goodbye</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>You&amp;#039;re Taking It So Well</title>
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	<p>Thanks for watching! If you;#039;re curious for more, a good place to look would be my myspace: http://myspace.com/abbysimons

lyrics:
You;#039;re taking our breakup so well
I almost fell back in love with you
But I made up my mind, to say goodbye
so so long Mr. Nice, Mr. Right, Mr. Bright
Mr. Tuck Me In At Night
Mr. Always thinks he;#039;s right

You;#039;re taking our breakup so well
Easy to tell with all those emails
but you made up your mind, so say bye-bye
dont you dare start to cry
dont you lie, dont you spy
dont you even try to re apply
Ive moved on so say bye bye

I;#039;m moving forward baby
not looking back
don;#039;t wimper at my doorstep
cause my pit bull is poised to attack

I;#039;m moving forward baby
not looking back
don;#039;t wimper at my doorstep
cause my pepper spray is poised to attack

youre taking our break up so well
I already fell, back in love with you
its sad but true

so please stop screening my phone calls
I;#039;m not feeling to swell
I;#039;m whimpering at your doorstep
cause you;#039;re taking our break up so well (more) (less) </p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Break/">Break</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Song/">Song</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Dear/">Dear</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/John/">John</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Video/">Video</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Break Up Story </title>
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	<p>Girl talks about breaking up</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Break/">Break</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Song/">Song</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Dear/">Dear</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/John/">John</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Video/">Video</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-22<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Cómo romper con tu novia en 64 sencillos pasos</title>
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	<p>&quot;How To Break Up With Your Girlfriend In 64 Easy Steps&quot;, by Lev Yilmaz subtitled in Spanish. 
Obviously, the video is not mine, but Lev's. I just wrote the subtitles so that Spanish-speaking people can enjoy it. Sorry about the crappy technique, it's my first subtitling project. Comments welcome!

Disculpad la técnica lamentable de los subtítulos, son los primeros que hago. ¡Los comentarios y las críticas constructivas se agradecen!</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Mere/">Mere</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Girlfriend/">Girlfriend</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Lev/">Lev</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/español/">español</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Break/">Break</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Existence/">Existence</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Tales/">Tales</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-24<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>The Relationship Lifespan of a Gaming System</title>
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	<p>A Girl and her gaming systems.

I DO NOT SMOKE.  I AM NOT A SMOKER.  I just did this for the video- I am 100% pure evil.

I'm not playing emo- not that it should really matter though- however the gaming system called me emo which is supposed to be funny because the gaming system is obviously depressed with the break up- so if you didn't get that- there I spelled it out for you.  It's really not that big of a deal! LOL!

Special Thank You To TONY!
http://www.youtube.com/thewinekone

This is how I deal with a real life break up.  I'm a dork and the game I am playing is Ghost Recon 2 to which I am obsessively in love with and I hate my gaming system now.

I just watched:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxHfNfJ5Y-E;feature=PlayList;p=4F64ED1107C96FD3;index=118


Watch it as well- it rocks!  Thanks for those of you who pointed it out!  It's also on my channel page now as well.  It's an awesome video!</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/systems/">systems</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Entertainment/">Entertainment</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/corndogs/">corndogs</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/spricket24/">spricket24</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/breakups/">breakups</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/relationships/">relationships</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/wii/">wii</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/gaming/">gaming</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/xbox/">xbox</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/ps3/">ps3</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Karen/">Karen</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-24<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP</title>
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	<p>U CAN`T TEXTMESSAGE BREAKUP</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/LIAM/">LIAM</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/BREAKUP/">BREAKUP</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/KELLY/">KELLY</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/TEXT/">TEXT</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/MESSAGE/">MESSAGE</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/FUNNY/">FUNNY</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-24<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>ComedyPatrol Break-Up</title>
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	<p>Vince and Derek have decided to call it quits. See the aftermath of what happens when they stop making movies.
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Song Used: 'I Will Survive&quot; Gloria Gaynor
Copyrights to Universal Music Group</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Survive/">Survive</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Gaynor/">Gaynor</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Music/">Music</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Patrol/">Patrol</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Sketch/">Sketch</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Video/">Video</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Will/">Will</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Mcgarvin/">Mcgarvin</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Gloria/">Gloria</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Spoof/">Spoof</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-24<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Funny Kid </title>
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	<p>Cute Kid playing on the computer un beknownst to his parents. Funny Kid playing around on the webcam. Kid Singing.</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/John">John</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/funny/">funny</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/kid/">kid</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/playing/">playing</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/webcam/">webcam</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/laughing/">laughing</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/computer/">computer</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/video/">video</a> <br />Date: 2008-07-28<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Break Up Letter</title>
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	<p>My reading of this: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

It was unrehearsed and is intended for judgment of my accent.</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/break/">break</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/accent/">accent</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/accents/">accents</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/letter/">letter</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/ytmnd/">ytmnd</a> <br />Date: 2008-08-04<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Dramatic Portrayal of a Break-Up Letter</title>
<link>http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/view/16/dramatic-portrayal-of-a-breakup-letter/</link>
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	<p>http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

parody//portrayal of this</p>
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<title>NIKKI blondes break-up letter</title>
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	<p>we find Nikkis break up letter on her windshield and hide it in her trunk. were assholes i know</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/JAYMEE/">JAYMEE</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/LAYGO/">LAYGO</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/LINZY/">LINZY</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/DAVE/">DAVE</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/HOUSE/">HOUSE</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/DIRTY/">DIRTY</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/BLONDE/">BLONDE</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/DRUNK/">DRUNK</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/BREAKUP/">BREAKUP</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/NIKKI/">NIKKI</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/RICH/">RICH</a> <br />Date: 2008-08-04<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>the breakup letter</title>
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	<p>sarah is genius.</p>
	<p>Added by: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/Jane">Jane</a><br/>Tags: <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/hands/">hands</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/break/">break</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/stupid/">stupid</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/letter/">letter</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/Comedy/">Comedy</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/touch/">touch</a> <a href="http://www.dearjohnvideo.com/tag/reasons/">reasons</a> <br />Date: 2008-08-04<br/><br /></p><hr>    ]]>
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<title>Emily Reads A Breakup Letter</title>
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	<p>Did this for a thing about accents for my forum cause everyone else was. Ignore the video.</p>
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<title>Day 2 of the Breakup Letters</title>
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	<p>2 Letters Nora wrote, about a week apart. How ironic.</p>
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<title>The Break Up Song please die</title>
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	<p>a song I wrote...
its funny...well its supposed to be funny
i wrote you a letter yesterday
you crumpled it up
and threw away
so im going to tell you what 
I needed to say


all of the things im sorry for
like
callingyour new girlfriend
a whore
for making you into voodoo doll
and for telling everyone your penis is small


but it doesnt matter anyway
that I told your parents you were gay
so i had to say ...
goodbye
please die....

yeah I ran over your cat
I put hot sauce in your contacts
and that postit note on your back
that said kick my ass

and when i sold all of your stuff
for about two bucks
and with that I bought some nair
while you were sleeping
i removed all your hair

I put spam in your gas tank
dressed as a pirate
and made you walk the plank
threw candy wrappers at your face
sprayed you eyes with mace
all the times I prank called
I drank all your alcohol
got you arrested by the cops
told them you were hopped up
on drugs and wanted to fight
i watched your ass get beat all night


im making amends
and apologize
saying goodbye 
please die</p>
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<title>Dear John</title>
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	<p>Cecilia writes a Dear John letter to Jonathan.  Whatever happened to the art of drunk letter writing?</p>
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